Senior Road Trip
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a
roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their
meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her
glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until
they had been driving for about forty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to
travel quite a distance before they could find a
place to turn around in order to return to the
restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the
classic grouchy man. He fussed and complained, and
scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.
The more he chided her, the more agitated he became.
He just wouldn’t let up for a single minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to
retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,
“While you’re in there, you might as well
get my hat and the credit card!”
*Another great one from Bill.
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